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Mar. 3rd, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
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Things I Like:
My Comcast internet. Because it's fast, and relatively cheap.
Kimya Dawson. Because I'm a fag like that, and there's something about soft, simple songs paired with gut-wrenching tragedy and gratuitous obscenity that I like.
Things I Don't Like:
Goddamn Comcast internet commercials with a fucking jingle that sounds like a lost Remember That I Love You track, meant solely to capitalize on the cresting of the Diablo Cody-led hipster anti-folk surge.
Editor's Note: I still love me some Diablo Cody and in no way blame her for this. |
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Copy this list and bold the things you've done in your life:
( See how fulfilling my life has been. ) |
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Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 12:46 am
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Man, I've been listening to a lot of Tegan and Sara lately.
I don't know what that says about me, but it can't be good.
If 14 year old me could see 20 year old me, he would kill himself. |
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Dec. 13th, 2007 @ 11:58 am
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The Cardigans are the best early-to-mid-90's Swedish pop-rock band.
Fact. |
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Dec. 10th, 2006 @ 01:35 am
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I love you people.
Really, I do. |
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http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2006/161106taser.htm
How does something like that happen in a crowded library and not cause a riot?
Seriously. If you were there, any decent person would have stepped up and dropped those fucking rent-a-cops.
Police abuse like this makes me fucking sick to my stomach.
Full video (because the link only shows the first 1:30): http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JGlvEcPmug
Nov. 17th, 2006 @ 02:07 am
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And I beat those tests like a cheap Jersey whore.
That's right kids, in the shitty tunnel of my life, a light has come on. I finally have a high school diploma.
Not only that, but apparently, my test scores were in the top 99th percentile, which means my scores were higher than 99% of all high school seniors nationwide. Not just people taking the GED (which wouldn't be very impressive, let's face it), but for all graduating high school seniors across the country. That's fucking awesome.
It means I are the smart!
If you don't know or care how the GED's are scored, here is a breakdown:
There are 5 tests - Math, Writing, Literature, Science, and Social Studies. Like the SAT's, each section has a maximum score of 800 points, for a total possible score of 4000.
I got a 3890!
My downfall was, of course, the math section, because I suck more than the aforementioned cheap Jersey whore when it comes to mathematics.
However, it wasn't that bad, and here are my scores and "percentile rank":
Writing:
Score: 800
Percentile: 99%
Science
Score: 800
Percentile: 99%
Social Studies
Score: 800
Percentile: 99%
Literature
Score: 800
Percentile: 99%
Math
Score: 690
Percentile: 97%
Overall
Score: 3890
Percentile: 99%
And because I'm so fucking stoked, I have shitty photographic evidence of my scores, and my diploma!
Diploma
Scores
Nov. 11th, 2006 @ 02:12 am
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Go Vote.
Now.
I don't care who you vote for, just go vote.
Although, it would be great if you'd vote for Kevin Zeese for US Senate :)
Nov. 7th, 2006 @ 11:02 am
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I just found out that a friend of mine in Cincinnati committed suicide this afternoon.
He died of respiratory failure after taking a lethal dose of heroin/benzo's/alcohol.
He turned 19 last week.
Jul. 1st, 2006 @ 12:28 am
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mother fuckers.
someone stole my bike yesterday.
i went outside today and noticed the back gate was unlocked. but i didn't think anything of it, and assumed i had just forgotten to lock it when i brought the trash cans in on friday night. then about a half hour later, i'm chilling in the back patio, and all of a sudden i realize my bike is gone.
it was only a $60 walmart bike. nothing special. but still, it sucks. it's my only mode of transportation right now, and some dick took it. with the $20 aftermarket seat, and $20 kryptonite lock, the guy got a grand total of $100 worth of merchandise. practically nothing. yet they still went through the trouble of stealing it. i mean, you can't even see into the patio without climbing over the fence, so that means someone was walking down the alley, and climbing over everybody's 8' fences looking for something to steal. and i'm sure it's the fucking lowlife wiggers 2 blocks away.
now i have to get a new fucking bike, and i have no money. fan-fucking-tastic.
in happier news, i'm growing my shamanic garden. i'm currently germinating some Trichocereus pachanoi (San Pedro) and Trichocereus peruvianus (Peruvian Torch) cacti. Mescaline FTW!
May. 28th, 2006 @ 01:26 pm
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i just realized that you're dead to me.
goodbye.
May. 10th, 2006 @ 01:00 am
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/04/28/mexico.drugs.ap/index.html
mexico just legalized drugs.
in small quantities, but it's such an amazing step in the right direction. this will drastically cut down on low-level police corruption, will put more effort into controlling large-scale trafficers (which is mexicos REAL problem), and will keep non-violent drug offenders out of jail.
hooray for mexico!
Apr. 28th, 2006 @ 09:36 pm
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Which X-Men character are you most like?
You are Beast!You are brilliant and extremely clever. You can handle almost any problem swiftly and efficiently. You are devoted to philosophy and are always up for a good discussion. Sometimes, though, your anger gets the best of you and you upset those whom you care about.
Take this quiz!
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apparently only 1% of the people who took the test got The Beast.
i don't know if thats good or bad....
Apr. 26th, 2006 @ 12:41 am
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i don't know why i hate myself so much.
today while i was walking to red emmas for the IWW meeting, a girl asked me for my number (insane, i know...). not only did i *not* give her my number, i tried to convince her that she didn't even want my number. and i have no idea why. it's like my brain just shut down and i instinctively tried to push her away. i didn't realize i had done it until about 5 minutes later.
in other news i am now an official, dues-paying member of the IWW. member number 360099, IU number 560. huzzah!
Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 11:11 pm
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probably not, considering adult swim will start running saved by the bell starting tomorrow at midnight!
of course, it may be a joke. which would suck.
if that's the case, i may take a page out of jesse spanos diary and develop a horrid caffeine pill addiction :(
edit: no joke! it's showing up on my on screen tv guide!
"New, 'The Gift' - Screech is hit by a bolt of lightning that gives him the ability to see into the future, thankfully just prior to a big history exam"
Apr. 16th, 2006 @ 10:27 pm
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apparently some anarchist band from albany called 'broadcast live' is going to be playing at red emmas tomorrow night (well, tonight, i guess, since it's 3:15am...).
i think i may go...
Apr. 14th, 2006 @ 03:09 am
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relatively good news on the piercing front. looks like this piercing will stay put. hooray!
i'm gonna walk on down to the piercer tommorow and see what they think about getting my eyebrow re-pierced, or if the scar tissue will be an issue.
Apr. 10th, 2006 @ 11:49 pm
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